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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 95
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1429.00
$50.00 won 15 votes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boo-dapest!

15 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

"Thank you, I'll just have a slither."

13 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 13 votes
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Teacher: "John, what's the matter? Why are you looking so upset?"

John: "My dad is in police station and my mom is in hospital!"

Teacher: "Oh God! Please go home!"

The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, "Where's John heading to?"

Teacher: "I permitted him to go home because his dad is in police station and mom is in hospital."

Principal: "His dad is a cop and his mom is a nurse... where else they would be?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 12 votes

Teacher: "When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are."

Student: "Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, didn't you?"

12 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |