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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 615.00
$50.00 won 25 votes

I was trying to lose weight...

I saw cake...

Cake saw me...

Cake has now disappeared!!!

25 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 15 votes

A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.

He asked, "When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?"

The owner replied, "Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg."

15 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 24 votes

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

24 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 19 votes

Teacher: "Define energy."

Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."

Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."

Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

19 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |