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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1014.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash?

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

And that's when the fight started....

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Photographer: "Now say cheese!!!"

Dumb Girl: "Actually, I am dieting, so can I say oats or something that's a little healthier?"

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

Boy: "How old are you?"

Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."

Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"

Girl: "It's, why?"

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 25 votes

Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??

Student: "COCO."

Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"

Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."

25 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |