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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 95
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1429.00
$7.00 won 6 votes

Today I came across my old password...

Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.

6 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 18 votes

It was a couple's tenth wedding anniversary. The wife offered her husband a cup of coffee and went in to fetch some snacks. As she offered him snacks, he asked, "Where's your cup of coffee?"

She replied, "You work hard for us and you make me happy! So you deserve this cup of coffee."

The husband held her hands and said, "You have been the driving force behind me. You are my inspiration. Whatever I am today, it's only because, you have been beside me all the time. So you deserve this coffee and thanks for all your love!"

He handed her the cup. She sipped the coffee, very much moved by her husband's words. Their maid who witnessed all this, came up to the man the next day and said, "Sir, you are an ideal husband. It's your love for your wife that makes your marriage stronger."

The husband understood and said, "Yeah, it's love, but the coffee she made was really disgusting and I couldn't say no. So had to give it back to her."

18 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 12 votes

Question: What is Love?

Answer: The light of Life!

Question: What is Marriage?

Answer: The Bill for that Light!

12 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years, having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, they had a wonderful evening, both of them throwing admiring glances across the table. Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes, yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say "Yes" or did she say "No"? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him he could not recall her response. With fear he picked up the phone and called her. "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"

She replied, "Why you silly man, I said 'Yes, yes I will!' And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "RS" |