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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1014.00
$12.00 won 16 votes

She texted me: Your adorable!

I replied: No. You're adorable!

Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.

16 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 25 votes

Husband: What's your fee for getting a divorce?

Lawyer: $800

Husband: But you charged only $300 for my marriage license a few years ago!

Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive.

25 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 30 votes

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

30 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$9.00 won 23 votes

Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

23 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RS" |