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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 615.00
$25.00 won 14 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 21 votes
 

John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

21 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."

Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

14 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 38 votes

Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”

Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”

38 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |