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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 615.00
$25.00 won 27 votes

Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."

Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'

Teacher: "You may sit down now."

27 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Patient: "Doc, I am very stressed out and I am not getting proper sleep at night."

Doctor: "I am giving you some medicines and sleeping pills."

Patient: "Is this going to help?"

Doctor: "Yes, just give it to your wife before going to bed."

5 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.

"Son, can you explain this to me?"

"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 12 votes

A beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!

12 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |