Photographer: "Now say cheese!!!"
Dumb Girl: "Actually, I am dieting, so can I say oats or something that's a little healthier?"
Boy: "How old are you?"
Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."
Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"
Girl: "It's email@example.com, why?"
Teacher: "What's the chemical formula for carbon-dioxide??
Teacher: "COCO? What do you mean, COCOC?"
Student: "Well, you said in the last class that's it CO two."
She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot. All I did was point out her typo.