RS Profile

Image
 

RS

User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 123
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1579.00
$50.00 won 12 votes

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it.

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans, so our jobs are quite similar. So why it you earn more than me?"

The doctor replied, "Can you repair the car when the ignition is on? We can!"

12 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$9.00 won 6 votes
 

Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"

Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "RS" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"

Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |