Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.
"Son, can you explain this to me?"
"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"
A beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”
The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”
"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.
His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"
"Good, you're halfway there then."