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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

On his first day back to work after the birth of his son, Randy's supervisor said, "I understand you have a new youngster at your house?"

Randy glanced around apprehensively, "For heaven's sake, you can't hear him all the way out here, can you?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$10.00 won 8 votes

Mary Jane: "Your husband's birthday is coming up. What are you getting him?"

Wife: "Oh, 100 of his favorite cigars."

Mary Jane: "What did you pay for them?"

Wife: "Nothing! For the last few months I have taken one or two from his box daily. He has not noticed and will be delighted with my ability in getting the kind he always smoked."

8 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$9.00 won 6 votes

Maddi: "But you've only known the man for two weeks! You're not thinking of marrying him are you?"

Julia: "Well it isn't as if he's a total stranger... I have a girlfriend that was engaged to him for several years."

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$50.00 won 10 votes
 

Two friends met after not seeing each other for a couple of months.

Bill: "Jack, you look like you not doing well?"

Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): "I ain't been ill. It's the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body."

Bill: "Wow, and how long has this been going on? How long you been working for that company?"

Jack: "Oh, I haven't been there yet. I begin tomorrow," he added gloomily.

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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