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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 494
# of followers : 5
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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$12.00 won 5 votes

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.

"I'll tell you why," began Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register."

"Didn't you receive them yet?"

"Oh, we received them all right," replied Deacon Brown. "However, you sent us some golf pencils... each stamped with the words, `Play Golf Next Sunday.'"

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it because it was prettier than most. The clerk said, "It's made in Germany."

I said, "That's too bad, I can't use it then."

The clerk said, "What's the matter? You don't like German pens?"

I said, "No, that's not it. I just never learned to write German."

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$10.00 won 4 votes
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After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th.

He looked at his caddie and said, “I’ve played so badly all day, I think I’m going to drown myself in that lake.”

The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, “I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$25.00 won 7 votes

Three seniors are out for a stroll.

One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”

Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”

The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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