Just before Santa took off for his annual around the world trip, Mrs. Claus looked out the window and commented...

"It looks like rain-dear!"

When I was a kid we had a game of trying to catch fireflies...

We called it HIDE-AND-GLOW-SEEK.

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to WINDOWS 10?

I asked him and his reply was, "I still love VISTA baby!"

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?

Because they would steal all the BOOS!