"What are you going to do this weekend?"
“I’m going to buy glasses.”
“And then what?”
“Then I’ll see.”
Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?
Because the other letters are waiting in line.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
They’re, there, their.
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.
To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.
My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”
I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”