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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 314
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 989.00
$6.00 won 8 votes
 

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

8 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

8 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$9.00 won 6 votes

What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They’re, there, their.

6 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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