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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing.

It’s on the house.

4 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm.

She asked, "How warm is it inside?"

I said, "Lukewarm."

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."

Mario: "Why?"

Judge: "It’s a fine."

Mario: "No itsa not!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Judge Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |