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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy in the front row said, "You're a mother."

11 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |