I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”
My son’s math teacher called him average...
I just think he’s mean.
My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!