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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 332
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$8.00 won 7 votes

A young man showed up to his date’s house and told her they were going to have “an awesome time” that evening.

“What are we doing?” she asked.

“I got three tickets to a concert.”

“Why would we need three tickets?” his date asked.

“The tickets are for your parents and sister.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

7 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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