I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.
Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
He said: “Working from home.”