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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 567
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2995.00
$15.00 won 3 votes

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, "Do you mind if I put some music on?"

I said, "Not at all."

He said, "Kiss?"

I said, "Let's listen to the music first, then see how we feel."

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Would anyone be interested in being my companion?

Asking for a friend.

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I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

He looked at me and said, "Me, How?"

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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“…Which bus would I take home?”

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