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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$15.00 won 7 votes

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.

Patient: What’s the Cure?

Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

7 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |