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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.

I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."

"No, no it doesn't," I said.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you...

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |