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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 407
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Location: United States
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My two-year old granddaughter, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by the dentist.

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "Wake up! This is not church!"

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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...

I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight.

Why?

Because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

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Doctor: "My dear sir, it's a good thing you came to me when you did."

Patient: "Why, Doc, are you broke?"

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