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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 480.00
$5.00 won 2 votes

"I wonder why old man Smith puts all his savings under his pillow every night?"

"Maybe he wants people to know that he has enough money to retire on?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes

"Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case."

"Are you sure of that?"

"Yes, absolutely."

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
2 votes

A tourist was driving on a back road in Arkansas during a heavy rainstorm. He passed a cabin with a man sitting on the porch playing his fiddle.

"Why don't you go inside on this rainy day?" the tourist asked.

"Because the roof leaks," answered the fiddler.

"Well, then, why don't you fix the roof?"

"Can't fix a roof when it's raining," the fiddler answered.

"So, why don't you fix the roof on a sunny day?"

"'Cause the roof don't leak on sunny days!" replied the fiddler.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

U.C.L.A...

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |