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Arthur Art Will Williams

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Member Since : Jun, 2019
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 480.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

"Why is Miss Jones wearing black?"

"She's in mourning for her husband."

"Why, she never had a husband?"

"That's why she mourns."

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$6.00 won 3 votes

"Doctor," said the sick man, "the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case."

"I know," replied the physician cheerfully, "but the post-mortem will show that I am right."

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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"It takes Bill a day and a night to tell a story."

"He'd make a good bookkeeper, I should think."

"Why do you say that?"

"He's never short on his accounts."

3 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$10.00 won 5 votes

"Do you smoke?"

"No."

"Do you drink?"

"No."

"Do you eat hay, then?"

"No."

"Man, you're not a fit companion for man or beast."

5 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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