The manager of a touring theatrical company emailed the owner of the theater in a small town where his company was due to appear.
"Would like to hold rehearsal next Monday afternoon at three. Have your stage manager, carpenter, property man, electrician, and all stage hands present at that hour."
A few seconds later he received the following reply: "All right. He'll be there."
Man: Baby, you so fine, I want to be different and give you this here line.
Woman: This ain't a line, this is a folded up piece of paper!
Man: Please open the paper and say what you see.
Woman: What is this, all I see is a line???!!!
Man: Yes, and if you put it to your ear, it will be a line you never heard before!
My diary has had some very interesting entries during Corona-virus. As a sportsman, many of my entries during the suspension of sports have been sport oriented...
For example, here is my entry for April 17, 2020: “Day 37 of no sports. Watching birds fight over worms. Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.”