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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 391
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 728.00
$10.00 won 10 votes

I went bald early in life...

I have a comb...

I just can’t part with it.

10 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 11 votes

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date...

Today I asked her to marry me...

She said no on both occasions.

11 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
9 votes

You have $400 and your daughter calls and needs $250. Later on you son calls and needs $100.

What do you have left?

$400 and 2 missed calls!

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$12.00 won 13 votes

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”

13 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |