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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 382
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 713.00
$10.00 won 11 votes
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Our doctor’s office called to let my husband know that the results from his blood tests came back and he was just fine. That didn’t suit my husband.

“What’s my cholesterol level?” he asked.

“Mr. Crocker, you are just fine,” insisted the nurse.

“Still, I’d like you to mail me the results.”

A few days later, he received a postcard from the doctor’s office. It read, “Mr. Crocker, you are just fine!”

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What happens when you give a Ford Fiesta Ritalin?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

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Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password...

It’s not stroganoff!

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Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore

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