At a first date:
He: “I work with animals every day.”
She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”
He: “I’m a butcher."
Did a little mechanical work today...
I put a rear end in a recliner.
ME: "I will take $50 on pump one please..."
BARTENDER: "Sir, please get your mouth off the keg!"
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.