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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 487
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1549.00
$10.00 won 7 votes

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
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An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...

... just kidding, they know better.

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup."

They summoned a waiter to complain.

Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
 

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base's corridor floors, and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "Sure."

The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address a superior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?"

Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |