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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 549
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1726.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |