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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 555
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1741.00
$8.00 won 5 votes

My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”

I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 5 votes
 

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

5 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start, but I made it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$8.00 won 6 votes
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An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a bar...

... just kidding, they know better.

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |