Ryan Faidley Profile

Image
 

Ryan Faidley

User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 485
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1549.00
$10.00 won 6 votes

I had just moved to an address between Sunrise Ave. and Sunset Blvd., one of Sacramento's major streets, and was explaining to a clerk where my home was located for billing purposes.

"I live between Sunrise and Sunset," I told her.

"Oh, Honey," she knowingly replied, "we all do."

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself.

“I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 7 votes
 

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes!

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.

Genie: Done! You have no more wishes.

Me: But you said three?

Genie: Well go ahead, sue me.

7 votes

CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home during a small party. He was a bit foggy after having a drink or two. He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went red with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, with the guests not saying a word, the manager finally blurted out, "... and I can't remember who she was!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |