Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...
It’s about time!
“I love my job,” a farmer says out loud.
A sheep replies, “Ha! All you do is boss me around all day!”
The farmer, clearly upset by this responds, “What did you just say?”
The sheep replies, “You herd me!”
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?