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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 134
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 445.00
$50.00 won 7 votes
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I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.

They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.

7 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$12.00 won 7 votes

Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...

And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.

7 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$5.00 won 5 votes

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

5 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$15.00 won 8 votes

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30.

“You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!”

“Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.”

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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