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Ryan Faidley

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Member Since : Feb, 2020
# of jokes posted : 487
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1549.00
$50.00 won 3 votes

Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall...

He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 4 votes
 

My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.

I told him to grow a pear.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
1 votes

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.

"Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."

Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.

I interrupted and said, "Listen to me. I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?"

She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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