" Doctor, I get this overpowering urge to sing 'Delilah'. Then I get this urge to sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home"
" Hmmm, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome."
" I've never heard of that doctor. Is it a rare complaint?"
"It's not unusual"

A man in a bar visited the men's room, leaving his drink on the bar. On his return he found that someone had drunk it.
The next time he left a notice beside his drink. “I spat in this”.
On his return he found written underneath.
So did I.

A man in a bar visited the men's room, leaving his drink on the bar. On his return he found that someone had drunk it.
The next time he left a notice beside his drink. “I spat in this”.
On his return he found written underneath.
So did I.

" Doctor, I get this overpowering urge to sing 'Delilah'. Then I get this urge to sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home"
" Hmmm, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome."
" I've never heard of that doctor. Is it a rare complaint?"
"It's not unusual"