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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 1075
# of followers : 28
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 869.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.

The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.

"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.

At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.

Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"

Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!"

Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.

Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

Resolutions You Can Keep...

1.) Gain at least 30 pounds.

2.) Read less.

3.) Stop exercising.

4.) Watch more TV.

5.) Procrastinate more.

6.) Start being superstitious.

7.) Spend more time at work.

8.) Stop bring lunch from home and eat out more.

9.) Sleep more.

10.) Start a new bad habit.

5 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery.

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |