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HENNE

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 707
# of followers : 25
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 9
Location: United States
won: $ 610.00
$10.00 won 3 votes

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.

Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude . . .?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

2 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

A woman had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow," said her husband, "that was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the wife.

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |