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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1021.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

I think I’m a really great golfer...

I once shot a 72...

On the first nine holes!

1 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

What did the vampire say to the bartender?

"I'll have a blood lite!"

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

If Jesus, was the son of Mary...

And Jesus is the “Lamb of God”...

Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |