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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$25.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny: "Why does it rain, dad?"

Father: "To make the flowers grow and the grass and the trees."

Little Johnny: "So why does it rain on the sidewalk?"

5 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 3 votes
 

A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, ”Did you get a look at the driver?”

”No,” he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife.”

“How do you know that?” asked the officer.

“I’d recognize her laugh anywhere!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

A man went into a store and bought a self help audio book...

It was called “How to Handle Disappointment”...

It was empty.

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?

2 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |