If slim and fat are opposites...
Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?
There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...
All that’s left is de Brie...