I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?
A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.
The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.
People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...
As if penguins didn’t even exist!