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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 476
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 473.00
$8.00 won 6 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
 

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 7 votes
 

What dog says “meow”?

A police dog working undercover.

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 10 votes

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

10 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |