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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.

Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!

Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.

Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 8 votes
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There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

8 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |