"Can I buy a live shark here?"
"Lady, what do you want with a live shark?"
"A neighbor's cat has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach him a lesson."
I've started a new exercise program.
I do twenty sit-ups every morning.
That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...
What’s the first thing sea animals learn in school?
Abraham Lincoln who?
Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?