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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 436
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 7
Location: United States
won: $ 352.00
$9.00 won 2 votes
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

One Sunday morning, a preacher tells his congregation that in order to prepare for next week’s sermon that they should read Obadiah 2:1-2:15.

Next week comes and the preacher asks the congregation if they read the required reading from the Bible. Suddenly there’s a murmur in the congregation. No one read it, but since they didn’t want to get into trouble, they all raised their hands.

The preacher then says, It is amazing that all of you read Obadiah 2:1-2:15, because there is only ONE chapter in Obadiah. Now, today's lesson is on honesty..."

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |