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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1552
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 945.00
$5.00 won 2 votes
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Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last few feet thanks to you.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I thought there was something wrong with my pedometer app.

It thought there was something wrong with me.

It asked me if I had died.

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Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."

Doctor: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"

Patient: "I sure did. The bottle said 'keep tightly closed'."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.

But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.

But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.

But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.

What to do?

I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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