Time takes its toll...

So please have exact change!

Don't ever run with Bagpipes...

You could poke an eye out...

Or worse yet, you could get kilt!

A man had just arrived home after the successful implantation of a pacemaker.

Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.

So, let me get this straight...

You drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?