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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3302.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, "Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself."

"Shhh! Don't tell anybody but for years I've been cheating at solitaire. "

"You don't say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating,?"

"Nah, I'm too clever."

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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2 Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Mustang east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, Sarge, why did you stop?"

The sarge replied, "Forget it, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

9 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
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I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am...

They sent me the results and the conclusion reached...

They sent me a package of seeds and suggested I start over again!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"

The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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