MARRIAGE is a fancy word for adoption of an overgrown MAN-CHILD that can't take care of himself.
I hate it when I see an OLD person and then realize we went to school together.
Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.
I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..."
She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"
What do you call someone who steals energy?
a Joule thief.