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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 837
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3302.00
$50.00 won 7 votes

It was a very emotional wedding...

Even the cake was in tiers!

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$7.00 won 6 votes

A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw that can cut down 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the farmer says, “What’s that noise?”

6 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$50.00 won 7 votes
 

My neighbor shaves 15-20 times a day...

No, he's not crazy... he's just a barber.

7 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$9.00 won 4 votes

As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.

She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.

She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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