barber7796 Profile



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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 820
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3252.00
$25.00 won 9 votes

Little Johnny turns up late for school one day and his teacher asks why.

Little Johnny responds, "It's snowing heavily outside, so every time I took one step forward, I slipped two steps back."

"Well, how did you make it to school then?"

Little Johnny sighs, "I got fed up, so I turned to go home."

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I did not know you could YODEL!

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 4 votes
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Where do you find giant snails?

At the end of a giant's fingers.

4 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "barber7796" |