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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 769
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$7.00 won 6 votes

Principal: "Johnny, no running in school. Now, just why are you in such a hurry?"

Little Johnny (out of breath): "Sir, I'm trying to keep two fellows from fighting!"

Principal: "Who are those fellows?"

Little Johnny: "Billy Jones and myself!"

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$7.00 won 10 votes

He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave.

"I'm sorry I offended you," she said.

"Oh, no, I'm not offended," he replied. "I'm going for more flowers."

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$15.00 won 7 votes

My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

7 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$25.00 won 7 votes

The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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