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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1240.00
$50.00 won 3 votes
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"Daddy," said my 10-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

"But I don’t want to be a pilot."

"You don’t have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

Her answer: "I don’t want to be a flight attendant either."

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

During weekly visits to my allergist, I’ve noticed a lot of inattentive parents with ill-behaved children in the waiting room. So I was impressed one day to see a mother with her little boy, helping him sound out the words on a sign.

Finally he mastered it and his mother cheered, "That’s great! Now sit there. I’ll be back in 15 minutes."

What did the sign say?

"Children must not be left unattended."

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "stee" |
$15.00 won 6 votes
 

I work at a garden center and was tickled to overhear one customer saying to another, “I never knew what compost was until I met husband.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |