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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3157
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 816.00
$8.00 won 4 votes

Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"

Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

What is a committee?

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

1 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads, "Talking Dog for Sale."

Intrigued, he walks in. "So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog.

"I've led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home."

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog's owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?"

The owner says, "Because he's a liar! He never did any of that!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |