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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$5.00 won 2 votes

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

A sourpuss.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary...

How would we ever know?

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.

He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

Why do we need a hot water heater?

If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |