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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3060
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 776.00
$6.00 won 3 votes

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

An English teacher asks Little Johnny: “Make an opposite of this sentence... ‘Kids in the dark usually make errors.’”

Little Johnny: “Errors in the dark usually make kids."

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

What's the difference between a vision and a sight?

When my wife gets dressed up for a party she looks like a vision and when she wakes up in the morning she's a sight!

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...

If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |