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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

3 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

You 'put your two cents in'...

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...

What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 4 votes
 

My wife said she'd like to have another baby...

I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

If Lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,...

Doesn’t it then follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |