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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3060
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 776.00
$5.00 won 6 votes

A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."

The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.

"I see the sun," the man replied.

The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

6 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$5.00 won 3 votes

What is the sole purpose of a middle name?

So a child can tell when they're really in trouble!

3 votes

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$7.00 won 3 votes

You 'put your two cents in'...

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...

What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?

3 votes

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$6.00 won 4 votes
 

My wife said she'd like to have another baby...

I agreed. The one we have is starting to annoy me.

4 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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