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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3060
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 776.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

When a job application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency...

I always write, "A very good doctor!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.

He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes
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Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |