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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3945
# of followers : 12
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1146.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

When a job application asks who is to be notified in case of an emergency...

I always write, "A very good doctor!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her date.

He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two hours late and she's still not ready?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"

"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |