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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$7.00 won 6 votes

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes
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Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us."

4 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

For my grandmother's 80th birthday, we had a huge family celebration and even managed to get a photo announcement printed in the local paper. "That was a nice shot," I commented.

"It's my passport picture," she revealed.

"Really?" I stared in complete amazement at my homebody grandma. "Where did you go?"

"Walgreens," she replied.

6 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |