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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3157
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 816.00
$5.00 won 4 votes

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us."

4 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$10.00 won 6 votes

For my grandmother's 80th birthday, we had a huge family celebration and even managed to get a photo announcement printed in the local paper. "That was a nice shot," I commented.

"It's my passport picture," she revealed.

"Really?" I stared in complete amazement at my homebody grandma. "Where did you go?"

"Walgreens," she replied.

6 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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$5.00 won 5 votes
 

Only in America ......

Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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$6.00 won 5 votes
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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |