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Harry Finkelstein

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 2793
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 599.00
$5.00 won 5 votes
 

Only in America ......

Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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$6.00 won 5 votes
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Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies, "Only you, Darling... with the others, I was awake."

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

Grandson: "When did you first realize you were getting old, grandpa?"

Grandpa: "When I started having my midnight snack at 9:30 pm."

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

What is a committee?

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

1 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |