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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 95
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1429.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."

Patient: "Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"

11 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

A mason visited a house to repair the water leakage of the ceiling. He found the hour owner drinking.

He asked, "When did you come to know that your ceiling is leaking?"

The owner replied, "Last night when it took me three hours to finish a single peg."

11 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 13 votes
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Teacher: "John, what's the matter? Why are you looking so upset?"

John: "My dad is in police station and my mom is in hospital!"

Teacher: "Oh God! Please go home!"

The principal happened to see John leave. He asks the teacher, "Where's John heading to?"

Teacher: "I permitted him to go home because his dad is in police station and mom is in hospital."

Principal: "His dad is a cop and his mom is a nurse... where else they would be?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash?

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

And that's when the fight started....

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |