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RS

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 26
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 615.00
$25.00 won 7 votes

A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 38 votes

Boss: “The word 'Impossible' does not exist in my dictionary!”

Secretary: “Well Sir, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”

38 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 19 votes

Teacher: "Define energy."

Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."

Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."

Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

19 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |